Football makes the world go round. Being a football freak is so cool

Convo between me and my crush.

 Me: Babe I really want you to be mine
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Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
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Me: Goalposts have keeper but strikers still score.
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Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one then.
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Me: Sergio Ramos is a defender but He has scored in two uefa champions league finals.
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Girl: Whatever Dude! And besides my boyfriend is tall and rich.
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Me: Manuel Neuer is 6'4 but Messi still chipped Him.

Girl:You never give up do You?
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Me: Chile never gave up and kept playing for 99 years before they went on to win the
copa America. And then won it back to back.. So?
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Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of soccer will really take you to places.
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Me: Lol, surely will and my next destination is your heart.
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Girl: You know I could just block you now?
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Me: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking Stephen Hunt from scoring,
Cech ended up hurting Himself alone.
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Girl: Loool! You are genius, here is my contact ************** call me I'll be free this weekend
Me: kikikikiikikikkikiki.